Wait a cotton picking second...

You think this all comes out so fast and naturally because I oftentimes have the quick wit of my nephew, but to be quite honest...this stuff comes to me while trying to fall asleep, during insomnia moments, and mostly in the shower. Note to self: Buy a marker I can use in the shower to remember the good bits and pieces.

I like to bitch about stuff because I certainly can't say what I want. I especially can't say it to who I want. My boyfriend and yard/pool boy told me to do what I do best...vent in a blog. It's taken a while, but I think I have my words back.

That's not even 2¢ worth, so I'll be distributing change. For those of you who know me and the garage door code, simply get your penny from the "elephant" full of folding money consisting of large denominations. Take pennies only, please. I'm putting two kids through college and LTLIRISH likes to pick up an Apple item here and there.